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12 questions, each one worked out from real arithmetic and published reference values. Pick one and see what your own numbers do.

How much has my pet cost per cuddle?

Everything they have cost, divided by every cuddle you have had.

PetsAbout 2 min

How many chickens have I eaten?

A lifetime of chicken dinners, converted into whole birds.

Food & DrinkAbout 2 min

How many pizzas would cover my home?

Your floor area, measured in pizzas.

HomeAbout 1 min

How much of my life have I spent waiting at red lights?

Every red light you have ever stopped at, added together.

My LifeAbout 2 min

How much of my working life have I spent in meetings?

Your weekly meeting load, expressed in whole working days.

WorkAbout 2 min

How many times have I picked up my phone?

Your daily pickup count, multiplied by every day you have owned a smartphone.

TechnologyAbout 1 min

How many kilometres of spaghetti have I eaten?

Every strand you have ever eaten, laid end to end.

Food & DrinkAbout 2 min

How many potatoes became my chips?

Work backwards from the packet to the paddock.

Food & DrinkAbout 2 min

How many balls and toys has my dog destroyed?

Your dog's lifetime record, in balls and toys.

PetsAbout 1 min

How much cat litter have I carried home?

Every bag you have lifted, weighed as one total.

PetsAbout 2 min

How many times have I opened the fridge?

The most repeated action in your kitchen, finally totalled.

HomeAbout 1 min

What have my running shoes cost per kilometre?

What you paid, divided by every kilometre you have run in them.

Fitness & MoneyAbout 1 min

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